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Joke of the Day

"What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it? Uh, like, can you knot? *yessss my first original joke*"

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"Nobody I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this"
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!"
"Cop: Maybe it's your driving. Maybe you're drunk. Me: Maybe it's Maybelline."
"What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight? The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive"
"Two parallel lines have so much in common Its a shame that....."
"What do you call a Jew with heartburn? An acidic Jew."
"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"
"Why do black people never dream? Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot."