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Joke of the Day
"Yawning Is our body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining"
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"A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup... I don't think I've met herbivore."
"My friend is not a member of an organized political party He's a Democrat."
"[Ouijja Board] What is the meaning of life? S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E *Squints at board* What the heck? A Bee Gee board?"
"I can't find a joke I read here yesterday... Now I have to wait all day to see it posted again :("
"There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends."
"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"
"When interviewer asks to describe yourself > Interviewer1: Describe yourself > Interviewee: HIRED > Interviewer2: [Whispers] Holy shit can she do that?"
"They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend."
"""DADDY THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED"" [me opening bedroom window] Wife: What are you doing? Me: *climbing out* ARE YOU COMING OR NOT?"