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Joke of the Day

"A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup... I don't think I've met herbivore."

"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""

"What did the dog say to the fireman? The roof is on fire."

"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"

"Best pick up line ever (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCw5XThfsI"

"ESPIONAGE: teen dresses up as a dad for a PTA meeting ""i think drugs are cool and we should back off"" *snapback falls out of pocket* *gasps*"

"Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I'm back in the closet."

"That's it! No more dick jokes! I'm only doing jokes about intellectual topics, like finance! Today the Vietnamese Dong remained firm against the Zambian Kwacha."

"Richard Dawkins's next book should be called... ""Religion: Controlling the Masses for Fun and Prophet"""

"'Sorry officer but how was I to know that weird noise my car was making was a bicycle stuck in my mudflap?'"