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Joke of the Day
"My friend is not a member of an organized political party He's a Democrat."
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"ATTENTION : All position for stupid people in my life ,have been filled ,no more applicants need apply. Thank You !"
"What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers"
"Wanna hear a good dick joke? ...hold on, it's coming."
"Hereditary Irritable Bowel Syndrome Runs in the family."
"Do you have eggs for breakfast? Kevin bacon"
"A termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
"I'll lean at a 45 degree angle if I'm so inclined."
"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."