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Joke of the Day

"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."

"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"

"If you zoom out during the opening credits of ""Friends,"" you'll see that the security guard who protects that fountain is DEAD."

"What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite."

"a man walked into a bar nd he asked for a drink of whiskey and da barman sed, ""do u want whiskey or whisky?"" nd da man sed, ""i dont hear da diffrence!!!!"""

"What do you call weed from Israel? MaraJEWjuana"

"I'm an expert at killing flies I'm a member of the SWAT team"

"How is eating pussy like smoking a cigarette? As you get closer to the butt, the flavor gets stronger."

"What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm..."

"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"