200410

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly."

"Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7? Because they can't even."

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. The fraction guy reminded me of this."

"Why did the airplane no longer work? Because it was **terminal**ly ill. I'll show myself out."

"I once raised a roof, and now that he's all grown up he never writes or calls."

"My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted... Oh well, better get back to it I suppose."

"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"

"Just accidentally used ""then"" instead of ""than"" and now I know what it feels like to be imperfect! Weird!"

"So I got kicked out of the library the other day... For moving all the women's rights books to the fiction section."

"If Adam had been gay We would have all been fucked, except Eve"