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Joke of the Day

"Seems my bladder still thinks its hilarious to wait until I'm comfortable in bed before voicing it's need to pee."

"What did the sexual predator chicken say about the donkey? I don't think it'll fit in that ass."

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"

"yea whataver ... i have a gf shes uhhh *looks around* imported. i mean foreign. yea shes a Modelo too. no i said model. a very especial girl"

"My Girlfriend is doing majors in Physics Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance. I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity"

"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."

"Just made this up, probably not as funny as I think it is. What do you call a dozen birds making a rooster? A twelve finch cock!"

"one of these days, johnny depp's scarves are going to rise up and destroy him"

"2012 finally we know ..."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ""U"" and ""I"" together."