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Joke of the Day

"Grandpa and Kid Jokes Grandpa: kid....see!! Your Teacher is coming... You're better hide..!! You're absent today Kid: Grandpa!!! not me but you!! I told her that ""You Died"""

"My boss said ""You're the worst fucking train driver ever,"" ""How many trains have you derailed to date?"" I replied ""It's hard to keep track."""

"Why did the pharoah go to the dentist? Because egypt his tooth."

"I said my wife's name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet's empty..."

"What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99? You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday."

"There are 10000000 people in a room 1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't. Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)"

"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"