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"Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist"
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"Will Smith: ""Jaden, I want you to star in this 100 million dollar movie with me"" My Dad: ""Shut up and hold this flashlight Steve"""
"""Want to hear a joke about potassium?"" ""Yes"" ""K"""
"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."
"The best racist joke What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something"
"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."
"What's the Addams Family's favorite cocktail? Mortinis"
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"
"What did the priest say at the salad bar? Lettuce pray."