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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay wizard? A Broromancer"
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"Remember, there can be only one interesting person per relationship."
"A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do."
"""Your generation relies too much on technology"", my grandpa said. ""No, your generation relies too much on technology"", I replied, then I unplugged his life support."
"Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube? Because I am an Asian that knows how to solve you in 22 seconds"
"I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil EDIT: Thanks for front page"
"How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."
"What is the best anti-joke you know? Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember."
"Why don't you ever eat a girl out in the morning? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?"
"Fun way to make someone question everything: comment ""you are so brave"" on all their selfies."