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Joke of the Day
"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"
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"A filthy dirty joke 4 white horses fell in a mud puddle!"
"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactoes"
"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."
"How do you kill a bear without a weapon? With your bare hands."
"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"
"Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday? Half Life 3 Confirmed!"
"[Kitchen] Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state. Wife: No you don't the moon is full now. Me: *Illinois noises*"
"What's the MOST offensive religious joke you know?"