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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a moan and a scream? About 3 inches"
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"Wanna hear a joke? Your life"
"Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. ""What's the score Gramps?"" ""92 to 86."" ""Who's winning?"" I asked. ""92"""
"How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh well, I'll figure it out later."
"I can't wait to get home and rip my wife's knickers off... They're bloody killing me!"
"What do you call a Russian sex offender who is trying to quit smoking? A vape-ist"
"She told me if I turned off the light I could put it in her butt I guess I should have let the bulb cool first."
"Dear Lord, if my happiness bothers some people, please give them their own happiness so they won't bother hating on mine."
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!"