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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? Your life"
Next Joke
"Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got"
"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."
"At the gynecologist Young woman:Doctor,last few days I can not feel the IUD string.What I am going to do now? Doctor:Well, now you can have sex with no strings attached!"
"Yelp is a great way to find out where garbage people will never eat again because one time a waitress forgot their honey mustard."
"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."
"My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family."
"What's better than tennis? Elevenis"
"A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said ""What will you take....30 days or $30."" The man replied ""I think I'll take the money."""
"Wife still out of town. I'm afraid if I order Dominos again they will call child services."