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Joke of the Day

"She told me if I turned off the light I could put it in her butt I guess I should have let the bulb cool first."

"Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power"

"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."

"Which part of a vegetable isn't edible? His wheelchair."

"I just make stuff up as I go. I call it Jazz Parenting."

"""Mom, i'm in the hospital."" ""Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."""

"My mother would give you 11 dollars for a dog turd if you told her it normally costs 15."

"Two men walk in to a bar... Which is really stupid because the second one should've seen it coming."

"Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying? Because he was having his mid-life crisis."

"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."