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Joke of the Day
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
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"What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?"
"Smart golfers always wear two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one."
"Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark."
"Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you."
"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."
"A short joke for you Redditors What did the Buffalo say to his son? Bison."
"What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I am handsome I would have exactly one dollar.! Thanks Mom.!"
"Calling bullshit on movies. Not once have I walked into a public restroom and found a gun taped to the back of the toilet."