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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait to get home and rip my wife's knickers off... They're bloody killing me!"
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"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."
"What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with? Not Z."
"911 what's the emergency ""Please help, I made too much spaghetti"" Relax sir, we've all been th*spaghetti starts coming out of the phone*"
"If Africa had more mosquito nets... ...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year"
"What does Sting have in common with a snitch? They both sang at the police."
"Rape Jokes General I was raping a woman the other night and she said ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."
"I put ""the rap"" in therapy. Yo, yo. Emotional baggage, bitter like cabbage. Rollin up the green like a Hulked out savage. Burger, Inc."
"Q: Why were the suspenders arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants."
"TENS OF PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR FROM TIGER ATTACKS! JOIN THE MOVEMENT! #Tony2012"