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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man trapped in a nun's body? His name is God."

"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."

"How do we know God likes condoms? Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure"

"My hobbies include 1. Refreshing the same fucking apps over and over 2. Winning arguments in my head that are already over 3. Starring into the fridge because I'm bored ..."

"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."

"I was going to tell a gay joke But fuck it"

"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"

"I am the King of the Universe and I have a son and he occasionally appears on grilled-cheese sandwiches. #yup"

"What's a joke only redditor's would get?"

"Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble."