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Joke of the Day
"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."
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"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."
"5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions"
"A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, ""Oh alright, I'll stay the night."""
"I remember 2014 like it was yesterday"
"Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands. They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors."
"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."
"What's Jesus's porn name? Hot cross buns."
"What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers? Either your mum, your wife or you."
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around."