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Joke of the Day
"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"
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"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"
"yesterday at the mall a woman asked for my opinion between two men's shirts and immediately went to check out with the one i didn't choose"
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"What batteries do turtles use? Durashells"
"Why should you wrap your hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."
"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"
"Why don't Photons go to church on Sunday? Photons never have mass when at rest!"
"My brother committed suicide and didn't leave a note. How inconsiderate of him. I mean, would it have killed him to leave a note?"
"Why does a cow have hooves but not feet? Cause they lactose."