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Joke of the Day
"How do we know God likes condoms? Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure"
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"Remember, I'm always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on."
"I've got a good joke for you guys... But you've probably all Reddit before."
"Whats the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"
"Real men don't cry...tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body."
"A man enters a library A man goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds ""Fuck off, you're not gonna bring it back."""
"Voting this year will be like going to the dentist... No one wants to do it, but we all know we should for our own good."
"If you have a dollar.. you're a billionthaire."
"What makes Mercy such a good medic? It must be her high heals."