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Joke of the Day
"How do we know God likes condoms? Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure"
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"If someone catches you doing something inappropriate don't stop, just do it slowly while keeping eye contact."
"What do you call a black dinosaur? A Tyroneosaurus Rex."
"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."
"If you ask a lot of questions and then rob the cab driver, every cab becomes a cash cab."
"I Googled ""James Earl Jones"" to see whether or not he's alive and the Wikipedia link was purple from the other times I've done this."
"Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story."
"So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement."
"What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended? A small medium at-large?"
"My ex girlfriend wasn't able to handle my OCD I told her to close the door five times on her way out."