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Joke of the Day
"Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble."
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"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"
"What's so lame about a duck President? Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!"
"I'm a big fan of 50 cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars"
"[grocery store] Ok, milk... Check! Eggs... Check! Tomatoes... Check! ""Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"""
"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."
"Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright."
"An honest Joke Job interviewer: ""What is your greatest weakness?"" Young man: ""Honesty"" Job interviewer: ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" Young man: ""I don't really give a shit what you think..."""
"Me: Hi. Can I help you? Him: I'm here about the wanted ad for the one night stand Me: Great. Where is it? Him: What? Me: The nightstand."
"What is Vladimir's computer always doing? ComPutin"