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"Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's? They didn't speak sine language."
"Customer Service Person: is there anything else I can help you with today? Me: Is this a date? It feels like a date now."
"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"
"I said hi to a feminist yesterday My court date is tomorrow"
"People get so offended if you call certain people fat. You have to say jolly."
"You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, ""I'm fine"" than when you are flying on an airplane."
"Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar? It's harder to break bills."
"""What charities do you donate to?"" ""I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."""
"If my 6 year old tells me someone was ""mean to him"" I never know if they stole his bike or tried to cook him a healthy meal."