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Joke of the Day

"Why don't girls where skirts in the winter? So they don't get chapped lips."

"How did the handyman feel after going to the bar? He was hammered."

"If an atheist vegan does crossfit... Which one do they talk about first?"

"I want to get a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I could see myself doing"

"One of my co-workers didn't come in today because apparently he's constipated. What a shit excuse."

"I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal It was a shitzu."

"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"

"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."

"Sometimes I feel so alone, and then I remember I'm a part of the biggest, most reliable 4G network in the country."

"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."