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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I feel so alone, and then I remember I'm a part of the biggest, most reliable 4G network in the country."

"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."

"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"

"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"

"I used to be a comedian back in Newfoundland But I got sick of having to explain the jokes."

"What did one Redditer say to another? Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments."

"How is an undergraduate degree like a pedophile? A minor makes both of them hard"

"I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"

"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the"

"""I'm cold"" - a talking ice cube or a woman"