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Joke of the Day
"If an atheist vegan does crossfit... Which one do they talk about first?"
Next Joke
"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"
"[Doctor's Office] Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live. Me: What's the good news? Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week"
"Give a fish a man, that's a bit odd. Teach a fish to catch men and... what have you done you fool! Run! We must escape its scaley clutches!"
"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"
"I was so touched last week when a shopkeeper handed my 3yo a donut without checking with me, that today I gave his teen a bag of heroin."
"What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin"
"What is a dark comedy? A black guy with small ^dick."
"Stop telling jokes about Zionism. Israeli offensive."
"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""