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Joke of the Day
"If an atheist vegan does crossfit... Which one do they talk about first?"
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"Sometimes during sex I accidentally say ""I love you too, brown paper bag smiley face."""
"The ""cool"" side of your pillow secretly has a lot of the same insecurities that you do."
"When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet."
"Trump Tower and Michael Phelps Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind."
"Depending on who you are determines what colors you see the dress as. Chris Brown sees it as black and blue."
"If you're meeting someone, get to the place early so you'll have a few minutes to kick back and repeatedly text, ""Where are you"""
"I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night... ...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!"
"I hate gaining ten pounds for a role And then realising I'm not an actor."
"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."