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Joke of the Day
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"
Next Joke
"Damn you, Autocorrect ! Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ? You are the banner of my existence."
"Suicide Bomber ""Now I'm only gonna show you this once"""
"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"
"Back in my day, we didn't have iPads. If we wanted to act elitist, we stuck the collars of our Polos straight up."
"I was watching the men's hockey at the commonwealth games today, I was thinking it must be a very dangerous game to play, I mean half the Indian team were running around with bandages on their heads"
"If you add a long hashtag to a tweet or Instagram pic, capitalize the first letter of each word. No one wants to work that hard at reading."
"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."
"What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear."
"arm's length what do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? a speech impediment"