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Joke of the Day

"Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City."

"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"

"Hey girl, are you bacteria? Because I know I need you but I have no idea why."

"My friend tells me he gets 20 times more bitches than me I told him: u get no bitches because 20*0=0 :("

"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."

"Did you hear the joke about the dance? The punchline wasn't funny."

"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."

"It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside."

"Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? None of your damned business! Am I being detained, officer?"

"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."