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Joke of the Day

"How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb? Just one, she yells, ""DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"""

"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet"

"If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super mad!"" If they laugh marry them."

"Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"Two kinds of girls There are two kinds of girls in the world: Girls with big tits...and girls that get in the way when I'm trying to look at 'em !!"

"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Hearing now that the government closed the Grand Canyon. Not sure if they roll a tarp over it or how that works."

"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."