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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine... ...now her clothes don't fit anymore"

"There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen"

"What do you call an indecisive German Shepard K Nein"

"NSFW My sister tried pranking me today She tried the ""I'm pregnant"" prank. I didn't fall for it of course, because I know I always use protection."

"Where did the Indian buy his sandwiches? The New Dehli"

"How did the Canadian win the hockey game? He took stEHreroids"

"If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn't, you should know that I ignored you first."

"I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... So hard."

"Popsicle sticks are depressing."

"What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car? My car can make it to 50."