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Joke of the Day

"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill Let's Imax and climax"

"So there are some salads in jail... So one of them says, ""Lettuce go!"""

"What do you call the useless objects a company possesses? Asshats (assets - asshats)"

"Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics? They have the worst track record for finishing a race."

"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word."

"Boy-Girl Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"

"No one understood my joke about the virus outbreak... I guess you had to be there to get it."

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a quite heavy, and the other's a little lighter."