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Joke of the Day

"The first rule about mime club... Is you don't talk about mime club."

"If someone tells you there are 2 Ayers Rock... Don't be fooled it's uluru's."

"Don't laugh at the guy who drives the septic tank truck It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to him."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because it had nobody to go with."

"4 different views of a tunnel PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."

"How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department? Dang ol' Dangle dangle."

"Did you see the new joke posted on reddit? It's almost 3 years old"

"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"

"""Let's call it a day."" I don't know what else you'd call it. Calling it a turtle would just sound stupid. ""Lets call it a turtle."" See?"

"My dick was in the Guinness book of World Records Until I got kicked out of the library :("