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Joke of the Day
"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."
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"We've just put the swimming pool up for the kids, not sure if I'm gonna hide in it, but I'm definitely gonna... Lilo"
"joke is on you What's the opposite of funny? answer: Jay Leno"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobil"
"How scared was the man who ate cement? Lets just say, he shit a brick."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's big and heavy, the other's a little lighter."
"I would like to apologize to those offended by the false pregnancy gags. I too participated in this prank. I would like to apologize to all the men out there unable to carry a baby."
"Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food."
"My biologist girlfriend was making competent cells at the lab today... I asked if they were very sure of them cells."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."