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Joke of the Day
"Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles."
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"When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a post-apocalyptic demolition derby."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A cock that sticks to roof of your mouth..."
"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam"
"Calculus Joke http://i.imgur.com/4s8NLUO.jpg Not mine, but thought I'd share anyway. Hope you like it!"
"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"
"Damn girl, are you Obama? Cuz you know all my passwords, look through my phone, and spend my money on useless shit!"
"Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts!"
"I really hate people who never have bread for breakfast... You can say I'm lack toast intolerant I'll ^see ^^myself ^^^out"
"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."