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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim optician who doesn't give a fuck about his patients? Asif Eyecare"
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"An organ trafficker has a date ""What do you do for a living?"", asks the date. ""I trade illegal organs."", the trafficker says. ""Jesus! Don't you have a heart?"" ""Was that a critic or an order?"""
"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."
"LEGOLAS: You have my bow. GIMLI: And my ax. [Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich] ME: You can have a SMALL bite."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision ? A rip off."
"Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason"
"Intellectual Joke Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."
"What do you call a floating Jew? Ashes in the wind."
"What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese? Mi Kase es su Kase."
"I was browsing sex toys online today and was shocked to find out how much all of my wife's vibrators cost... She's sitting on a small fortune..."