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Joke of the Day
"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."
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"What do you call people who use the ""pull out"" method for contraception? Parents."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"
"There is probably a lot of ATM security camera footage of me rocking the fuck out."
"What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner? An aircondtior can be hot"
"What would the news headline be if virginity could be restored? Unfucking Believable?"
"What did one brick say to the other? Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!"
"Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard!"
"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."