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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner? An aircondtior can be hot"
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"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."
"What is a soccer player's favorite drink? Sham-pain."
"What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"I was gonna tell you guys a gay joke... ...butt fuck it"
"It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids."
"Turtleneck pro: if you wear one while you're eating you can't get crumbs in your bra. Turtleneck con: see above."
"Why are beans named after Jews in Spanish. Because they are healthy and good for you."
"I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops"
"If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."