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Joke of the Day
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"
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"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, he's to short to be an essay"
"I hope ""citibank"" is better at math than spelling."
"*takes pen and notepad from psychiatrist's hand ""This'll go quicker if you let me do it."""
"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."
"Did you know some dogs don't pass the Police Academy? ...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test."
"On your MARK, get wet, RUFFALO."
"What did the Rei say to the Hachi? Nice obi!"
"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!"
"Why was the car theif not able to steal the wooden car Because he couldn't drive stick!"