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Joke of the Day
"What did one brick say to the other? Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!"
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"Sometimes I'm depressed and then a girl stars one of my tweets and it's like YAAAAYYYY NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!!"
"Why is Math always sad? Because it has too many problems."
"Star Wars Rogue One - Crap Joke Casian - 'Jyn, we need to refuel our ship!' Jyn - 'K, to Esso!'"
"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"
"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"
"I was playing the valve trombone today. I tried to put a mute in, but it charged me."
"What's the best way to fuck a red-headed virgin? gingerly (wrote this today, if anyone has ever heard it or can find a past use, I am dying to know)"
"Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch."