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Joke of the Day

"What did one brick say to the other? Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!"

"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."

"Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?"

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable."

"How do you know Little Miss Muffet was a bodybuilder? She was always eating her curds and whey."

"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."

"Best love poem Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm bad at poetry, date me"

"There's no dumb questio ""Why'd my parents get divorced?"" See. His parents most likely split up because he's an interrupting little shit"

"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"

"What did the CEO of Reddit say to its users [Edit] Nothing"