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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your laundry in."

"What do you call a man in a hole? Phil."

"Why does Trump hate McCain so much? He heard McCain stayed in a Hilton for 5 years."

"Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand..."

"A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo."

"ME: someone stole my credit card number BANK: why would they spend $187 at a hot dog stand? ME: [hangs head in shame] that wasn't them"

"Luke: Lightsabers cut through anything. Ninja: So does a samurai sword. L: But does it make a cool noise? N: *cuts off Luke's other hand*"

"I want to surprise my boyfriend by sending him a sexy pic while he's at work, but I can't decide what outfit to put on the cat."

"What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice? A fun gal inflection You're welcome"