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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"

"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"

"I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational."

"Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him."

"Do you know how Jewish birds chirp? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!"

"News said how hard it'd be to shoplift a turkey. Amateurs. It's all about commitment. *stuffs turkey under shirt* *whines that back hurts*"

"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."

"An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one."

"What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? See you next period."