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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."
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"TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays."
"Miley Cyrus was recently found dead at a construction site. Her autopsy revealed her death came in like a wrecking ball."
"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"
"What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado? Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams"
"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"
"5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to? Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo."
"My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive."
"So many women, so little time to disappoint them all."
"When people fall with their iPhone 6 in pocket and hear a crack sound: ""Please let it be my leg, Lord."""