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Joke of the Day

"Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him."

"I sold my vacuum the other day... all it was doing was collecting dust!"

"Theres a couple guys at a drinking party.. And they all start an in depth discussion on inkblot drawings"

"What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards? Oher's NFL career"

"Can a cigar box? No, but a tin can."

"I hurt myself doing the Safety Dance."

"My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant. I can't take anything out in time."

"When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue."

"Why does Donald Trump hate Casper the ghost? Because he can go through walls."

"I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."