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Joke of the Day

"I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational."

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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my wiener in a car exhaust pipe"
"Schrodinger: How's my cat, Doc? Vet: I have good news and bad news.."
"How many countries border Germany? Nein!"
"What do you do when a chemist dies? You barium"
"If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut."
"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."
"If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north."
"Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke"