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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? See you next period."
Next Joke
"What did one condom say to the other while passing a gay bar? Lets go in there and get shit faced."
"What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining."
"What is the last thing that crosses a fly's mind when it hits the windshield? - it's asshole!"
"Frozen ""I hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. They really need to just let it go."""
"It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am."
"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."
"I came here to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"A baker's gotta work- to put bread on the table."
"Life is like pizza. It makes you fat."