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Joke of the Day

"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."

"What do you call a gay date mixer? A meat-and-greet."

"BLONDE DRIVER Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? A: Her blinker was on."

"A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment"

"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."

"Have you ever meet someone so Jewish... That they didn't want to pay for their train ticket?"

"What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly."

"The best pick up advice I've ever been told is.. ..always bend your knees."

"What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large"

"Trump: ""I'm going to make sure we let in less immigrants."" Pence: ""Fewer!"" Trump: ""Shhh, don't call me that yet."""