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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how Jewish birds chirp? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!"
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"Why don't German pessimists eat pork.... They always fear the wurst."
"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."
"Why did the case against the great dessert robber get thrown out? De minimis non curat lex."
"I thought I had lice. Then I remembered I was in an Asian restaurant."
"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."
"I can't remember my memory ever being this good I think"
"I went for a run.... I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"
"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"Frozen Joke Q: Why can't Elsa hold a balloon? A: Because she might Let it Go"