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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how Jewish birds chirp? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!"

"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I can't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves."

"In capitalist America... bank robs you!"

"The worst part about eating at Outback is when I don't finish my steak and they hang my picture on the 'Wall of Faggots'."

"How do lesbians celebrate special occasions? They eat out."

"When people ask me ""Plz"" because it's shorter than ""Please"" I tell them ""No"" because it's shorter than ""Yes."""

"Rest in peace Dave ""The Diamond"" Clancy, and any other celebrity I just made up."

"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."

"Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before"

"I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home..."