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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
"You want to see something intense? Visit a campground."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. It's also terrible."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? DO IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY MAN!"
"Sharks have a whole week dedicated to Chuck Norris."
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"
"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""
"I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break"