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Joke of the Day
"I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break"
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"It costs $6 to visit Karl Marx's grave. Google it."
"I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car."
"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."
"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."
"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."
"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"
"I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms."
"Two blonds were driving to disneyland. The sign said: Disney left.. So they started crying and headed home."