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Joke of the Day

"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""

"What do you call an angry prostitute? Whoremonal."

"My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos."

"While visiting Ireland last year, a nice friendly old man said to me... ""Sir, if you ever come within a mile of my house, I hope you will stop there."""

"What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in."

"Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered."

"""You know what, that's some ?.."" ""Calm down you're being irrational right now."""

"[NSFW] How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish? In the midnight hour she cried ""Moe! Moe! Moe!"""

"Every.Bad.Thing.You.Ever.Did.[COMPILATION].1080p.HDTV.x264-TORRENT.torrent"

"If someone doesn't text u back it's certainly bc whatever u texted them was so stupid that it destroyed whatever relationship u may have had"