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Joke of the Day
"My new thesaurus is terrible. It's also terrible."
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"What does Melania see in Donald Trump? 10 billion dollars and high Cholesterol"
"Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad."
"I was having sex with a 90 year old woman yesterday nsfw She stopped suddenly and shouted Quick call me an ambulance! I said, I'll call you whatever you want you kinky bitch."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they did they would be Bagels"
"A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive. That's nuts!"
"Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada."
"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."
"I love garbage day... Once a week my street celebrates me"
"tifu by posting to the wrong subreddit..."