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Joke of the Day
"Sharks have a whole week dedicated to Chuck Norris."
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"I need to print some my Facebook friends' status updates on toilet paper so I can wipe my bum with them."
"Warning, offensive. Why was Hitler so concerned about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million jews waiting for him in hell."
"What is the difference between a church and a cult? Their Punch."
"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country!"
"Pizza will never hurt your feelings."
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"Did I tell you that my girlfriend has the flu? Yeah, basically."