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Joke of the Day
"Sharks have a whole week dedicated to Chuck Norris."
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"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? (NSFW) I'll see you next month."
"Do you know why George Washington 's father forgive him? Because Washington still holding the axe"
"Girl: Do you have protection? Me: Um like a sword?"
"What's the difference between a paedophile and a roller coaster? You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster"
"What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism? a fungimentalist"
"I wonder if ppl who design new kinds of toilet paper ever think,""Why do we ever try? ppl are gonna shit all over this new design"""
"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"
"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."